Challenge Accepted

Are you ready for a challenge? In this world, each action you take will be evaluated by the AI, in order to determine how likely you are to succeed. You will begin by stating a goal you want to achieve. Next, you will describe yourself and your current situation. This is your starting point, and the AI will take this into consideration when judging the likelihood of an action being successful. Once you've described your starting point, the challenge begins! Can you reach your stated goal?